CAST OF CHARACTERS – “AND SO THEY HAD NONE”

WILLIAM HUBBARD- henpecked sports zealot

CLARA HUBBARD- bossy, will do anything but housework

EDGAR J. WETHERBY-globetrotting American business tycoon

UTA (OO-ta) WEATHERBY – sophisticated German wife of Edgar

JAMES SMALLEY-straight laced deacon

AMANDA SMALLEY-health food and fitness fanatic

FRANKLIN KLEEHOPPER-computer marvel, social disaster

GRETCHEN KLEEHOPPER-IRS tax return auditor, karate freak

LUANA PARACZYSTLEWITZ (Para-SHES-tul-witz) – frustrated crime solver

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